12/03/2005. Contributed by Jessica Martin
Finance firm offers one million US dollars to anyone who can bring an alien into their office.
LoanPros is offering a $1 million prize to the first person who can bring in a certified extraterrestrial being for a home loan.
When asked why LoanPros would make such an offer, company president Wayne R. Goldman told SFcrowsnest.com, "We believe the existence of extraterrestrials is real and we want to do whatever we can to promote government disclosure, but it's also a good promotional idea. The prize is real and we will stand behind it, if someone does actually bring in an Alien to us, and we don't mean someone from another country."
"As far as what qualifies as a real extraterrestrial is subject to our interpretation, and criteria. There would have to be some signs that this person is a real extraterrestrial, a clear difference in the physiological make up, oh, and the alien must be able to sign its name on the new home loan."
"If the person meets those standards, then the person bringing in the extraterrestrial would, indeed, receive a $1 million prize from us."
Wayne R. Goldman added, "We don't know if there is anything to the UFO phenomena, but we are willing to put up a million dollars to find out."
More details at http://www.LoanPros.com
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