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Do
Robot Cats Dream of Electric Mice?
Last month our weird science team dug up the Universal
Translator for pets – a device that allows you to communicate
with your dog, bringing a whole new level of closeness between man/woman
and their Fido.
This month, our chums in Japan have gone one better, and decided
to do away with the organic altogether by the cunning crafting of
the robot moggy! Yes, the nation behind Tamagotchi and Aibo are
launching NeCoRo the RoboCat in time for Christmas (surely not a
Japanese holiday?).
Initially, only five thousand of the odd looking beasts will be
constructed, at a wopping $1700 US each. That’s nearly twice the
price of Sony latest Aibo robot pets, which can recognize more than
75 simple words, take photos and mimic human intonation.

NeCoRo’s Robo-Moggy is obviously hoping for a repeat of Xmas 1999
when the entire world stock of Aibo pets sold out in twenty minutes
– quickly selling secondhand on exchanges like Ebay.com for triple
the retail price.
NeCrRo may sound like a flesh-dropping undead villain from Buffy
The Vampire Slayer, but apparently it is a play on words on the
word ‘cat’ in Japanese.
South Park recently did a sidesplitting episode where they took
the piss out of incomprehensible Japanese cartoons, comics and toys
– painting a Japanese plot where James Bond-like Japanese baddies
planned to take over the world using these cultural oddities to
brainwash kids into a world army of anime fanatics.
Some of the funniest scenes were where kids and the marketeers
behind the merchandise started talking to each other in weird manga-speak:
lines which could have come straight out of this corporate statement
about the RoboCat found on the NeCrRo web site.
"Envisioning a society embodying a wide diversity of values,
where everyone can live comfortably at peace (what Omron calls the
Optimization Society), Omron sees the importance in the realization
of a machine that can communicate with humans and understand them.
A machine that is gentle to humans and responds appropriately to
an individual's needs. Natural communication between humans and
machines is made possible with the cat type communication robot
NeCoRo."
Well, that’s clear then.
Anyway, this odd RoboTiddles has tactile sensors on its ears and
back, and an audio visual sensor array which lets it recognizes
its master’s noises, movements and the calling of its name (which
you pick, of course).
As well as a vast range of cat speech, this refugee from a BladeRunner
pet stall can wiggle its ears, squint its scary-looking eyes, and
move its head and legs to express emotions ranging from anger to
happiness and shock.
Going for new levels of realism, the NeCrRo creature has a realistic
fur skin - synthetic of course, no skinning of foxes involved –
that expands and contracts in time with all its other expressions
and motions.
The scientists behind NeCoRo have designed the beast to develop
a unique personality depending on how much care its owner lavishes
upon it – just like the Tamagotchi pets of yesteryear that were
so needy in their demands for love and virtual food.
Strangely, the thought of a sullen RoboCat moping around the house
because its been abandoned by the spoilt kids that are going to
end up owning this contraption is just a little too close to Spielberg’s
A.I. movie for comfort!
If you want one of these beasts, then pop on over to ...
www.necoro.com
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OTHER CONTENT - November 2001
The
Terrible Pain of Science Fiction Part II
(COMMENT)
Voyager's
Final Episode: Endgame for a series that takes it up the end?
(STAR TREK VOYAGER REVIEW)
Broken
Bow
(STAR TREK ENTERPRISE REVIEW)
Fight
or Flight
(STAR TREK ENTERPRISE REVIEW)
Do
Robot Cats Dream of Electric Mice?
(WEIRD SCIENCE)
Saving
the Robot Sentries
(WEIRD
SCIENCE)
Killing
Stars
(WEB REVIEWS/NEWS)
Empty
cities and Ant Men in Tibet
(BOOK REVIEWS)
Pitch
Black gets a Director's Cut
(VIDEO REVIEWS)
Oh
the Vanity.
(VANITY PUBLISHING IN SF)

Swan. 01/11/2001
Man, those things look creepy.
Tammy Lauder. 01/11/2001
What's wrong with real cats? There's enough stray moggies in the
world that need a home from the rescue center.
CatEater. 01/11/2001
Hey - it's just a toy. No need to go wiggy. Advertise
Here (More ...)
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