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Super Author Iain Banks. Is he Burnt Out?
Crikes, how will his legion of fans be able to cope?
Iain Banks has now announced he is to snatch a year-long break
from writing. What by the frozen moons of Jupiter are the great
man's motivations for this cruel deed?
I mean, come on, in a good year we might just squeeze one new
Culture novel out of the Scottish celebrity. This normally runs
alongside the non-SF novel that he writes to please the literary
luvvies on the book review page of the Guardian, and Times Literary
Supplement.
Two books a year is not an enormous output - especially for the
SF stuff, where most the 'research' is done in the mind. Come to
think of it, the modern fiction he turns out can't exactly be taxing
on anything other the imagination.
Poor show, Iain. I mean, what if everyone felt the same as you?
Imagine next time you were popping into your local McDonalds in
Glasgow, in your insane search for a double cheeseburger with chocolate
milk shake.
"Och, I'm sorry Mr Banks," the assistant would say. "Nae
can do. I have been feeling a little stale recently. I'm off for
a year traveling around Siberia in search of myself. Make your own
bampot milk shake."
Can you see now, Iain, the error of your ways? Society would collapse
if we all just popped out for 12 months traveling the Caribbean
islands in a long sleek yacht.
Your chums at the 'Nest expect a free Culture short story by return
of post to feed your legion of fans during the long darkness of
the soul which you are about to plunge them into!
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