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2001 and All That (or, Life before and after the End of History)
Scottish SF author Ken MacLeod argues that much history, including
the End of it, has happened since 2001, and he thinks it is rather
important that they should not be remembered.
'Events, events, events.' 'In the early morning in 11 September 2001 four Plaines were
hitchiked from American Airports.' INTRODUCTION
The latter brought the story begun by Sellar and Yeatman up to the eponymous date. Much history, including the End of it, has happened since. Even after the End of History, many events have taken place. In the spirit of my distinguished precursors, and at least First (and Last) Chapter: HOW HISTORY ENDED AND WHAT HAPPENED AFTERWARDS Karl Marx said that communist society would bear the birthmarks
of the old, and Mikhail Gorbachev bore one of them on top of his
head. Gorbachev rose to power as a result of the Chernobyl Reaction, which came about because the Russians discovered that their previous two leaders - Brezhnev, Andropov, and Chernenko (these are three, but the third does not count) - were dead but still standing. They had been propped up every May Day on the Leaning Mausoleum, reviewing the workers and soldiers who marched past. The workers and soldiers carried large pictures of the leaders to help them remember who they were, and for many years, they did. Fortunately for them, President Reagan had by then forgotten who he was too. Gorbachev attempted two important things. The first was to abolish the Leading Roll of the Party. Without its Leading Roll the Party did not know what to do, and it lost the elections. Afterwards it won elections again, but without its Leading Roll it could do nothing, except sit in Parliament, which was soon abolished to save democracy (see under Yeltsin). Because it was abolished with artillery it became known as an Empty Shell. The second thing Gorbachev did was to introduce Russia to the market. The problem was that Russia did not have bourgeois civility, so after it was introduced to the market it did not know what to say to it. Instead it stood about with its hands in its pockets, until it found that its pockets were empty. Its pockets had been picked by the Russian Mafia, which is just like the Sicilian one, except it is not Roman Catholic so does not have a Godfather at its head. Instead it has Ministers, like Protestants. The outcome of this was the Restoration of Capitalism, which was a Good Thing. Francis Fukayama wrote that it meant the End of History. The Saddam Hussein read this in April, and misunderstood it, so he
invaded Kuwait, which is like Switzerland, except that it is flat
and sandy and it has votes for women. A great Collision had to brought
together to drive him out. In the end his This was the beginning of the New Word Order. It is what we used to have instead of History. Many important events happened in it, notably the Destruction of
Yugoslavia and the Death of Diana. Yugoslavia had to be This was stopped by another Collision and the Serbs now live Diana died because of yet another Collision. The car she was being
driven in was driven into a Parisian tunnel support pillar, known
as a paparazzo. People still lay flowers at the pillar. The New Word Order lasted until September 11 2001, when hitchhikers took over four airliners with box-cutters and flew them into the Twin Towers and the Pentagram (and Pennsylvania). After that it was generally understood that the whole world would
not ever become like Switzerland, and Swiss Army knives were banned
from airliners. This has prevented any Afghanistan was bombed to get rid of Osama Bin Laden. He now no
longer lives in Afghanistan but in the hearts of millions of devoted
followers. Iraq was bombed to kill Saddam Hussein and to get rid of his Weapons of Mass Destruction, which are now in the hands of the people of Iraq. America is still Top Nation. Ken MacLeod When he is not pondering the end of history, Ken MacLeod is better known as the author of The Star Fraction, The Stone Canal, The Cassini Division, The Sky Road, Cosmonaut Keep, Dark Light, and Engine City. For more Ken commentary, try his blog over at http://kenmacleod.blogspot.com/
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This
slim volume (well, page, really) has two notable predecessors (or
precedents), 1066 and All That by Sellar and Yeatman, and
1984 and All That by Paul Manning. 
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