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Red
Alert by Warp 11
pub: Reboot Music. Price: $14.99 (US)
check out website: www.warp11.com
Oh dear, if you have a bad feeling against
the idea of fan music the heading here may make your blood run cold
already. So it's a few guys that really like Star Trek who decided
to write a concept album.
For those of you who don't remember concept albums, it was a short-lived
phenomenon which produced such striking work as 'War Of The Worlds'
by Jeff Wayne and other things which shouldn't be brought up here.
It all sounds fine in theory and I approached it with an open mind.
Indeed in the spirit of fair play I have listened to it, a lot.
Be grateful, please.
There are 16 tracks on this album with various titles including 'Don't
Klingon Me'. For those of a curious nature all the lyrics are included
in the cover notes. Also featured in the cover notes is a picture
of Warp 11 in full Trek regalia. I admit I was put off by the picture
of the enormous cleavage of the Yeoman on the front. Please don't
all rush out and buy it now.
The
lyrics are to put it mildly quite modern so that they rate a 'parental
advisory' warning on the front cover. It is probably better to say
what I did like at this point. My favourite is 'Space Happy' because
it's fast and fun and so bland it could have been sung by Busted.
It might even make a single release being one of the few songs
that doesn't have explicit lyrics - how did that happen? Other songs
that are amusing include' Old Country Doctor (The Ballad Of Bones)',
a country interpretation of how out of place the doctor felt in
a place of red shirts and mini skirts. Needless to say that's not
all it says and many lines I can't repeat here. It still falls within
acceptable parameters.
The track 'Everything I Do, I Do With William Shatner' is just about
acceptable with the occasional gross reference. It does mix its series
up as it refers to 'make it so' in the chorus which I don't believe
Captain Kirk ever said. Who said I was picky?
I didn't like the tracks that are explicitly anti-women and seem
full of hate. The song 'Seven Of Mine' about the famous character
played by Jeri Ryan is crude and offensive and if that's how they
really feel I'm very sorry for them. It spoiled the CD for me because
I then listened with heightened awareness to the sentiments of the
remaining tracks. I also didn't like 'And That's Why I'm In A Star
Trek Band' and that only had one offensive line in it.
The tracks are of variable quality musically though I'm no expert.
'Q' could have been left off and so could 'Replicate My Love'. Overall
though, and excluding the above tracks, I found it musically fresh
and mostly done in good spirit.
Apart from my strong reservations about the two tracks and that
I really don't see the point of swearing on a record overall it
was an interesting CD musically and if you are into Star Trek that
is an added dimension.
If you are offended by bad language, avoid this but also avoid it
if you are insulted by what appears to be an unhealthy attitude towards
the role of women. What a shame because for the most part I like the
rest. Mostly avoid this if you are not a fan of the series as you
will feel left out.
These guys also show a far too intricate a knowledge of Star Trek
and they should get out more.
Sue Davies
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