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Buffy: Seven Crows by John Vornholt
pub: Pocket Books/Simon and Schuster. 278 page paperback.
Price: £ 6.99 (UK). ISBN: 0-7434-6865-1.
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www.simonsays.co.uk
'One
crow sorrow
Two crows mirth
Three crows a wedding
Four crows a birth
Five Crows silver
Six crows gold
Seven crows a secret never to be told.'
As a regular contributor to this 'ere Nest
I can relate to crows. For the Brits, think 'Magpie' and it all
becomes clear. Buffy's old flame, Riley, is investigating down near
the border with Mexico. It stinks in more ways than one of a cover-up.
Something very bad is coming to the border-towns and the main victims
seem to be Mexicans trying to make it across the border to the good
'ole US of A.
Nobody
much cares about them and the evidence that an extremely large wild
animal is responsible is being swept under the rug. Mrs Riley thinks
they might need a little extracurricular help on this one and decides
to ring Angel Investigations - nothing but the Boss will do.
At the same time, her young man thinks a little Slayer help wouldn't
go amiss and thereby hangs the tale. The star-crossed lovers meet
at the airport and the four investigators all put their lovely heads
together. This is a pretty straightforward outing with yet another
variation on the team. There is plenty of scope for revisiting the
past for all four of them.
Sam proves surprisingly like Buffy - sharing her taste in men and
vampires. There's a little something to spice up the mix. With the
rumour that the real Buffy is unlikely to be appearing now in Angel
Season 5, they may only be getting together between these (book)
covers.
Fans will grasp at the chance to see how they interact. Disappointingly,
Angel is rather thinly drawn once again relying on his TV persona.
In fact, none of the characters are other than sketched from their
TV outlines. Let's face, it the books are never going to satisfy
in the same way.
At least, in this story, everybody gets to do something a little
different. Samantha gets to go on a 'date' with Angel and finds
that despite vampires having no body heat there is quite a lot generated.
Riley gets to spend some time with Buffy in what appears to be
the Old Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo. I expect she feels right
at home in there! There's a few things in here I want to query:
Does Angel really shave? According to this book he does it very
well considering he can't use a mirror but I've never seen him with
a five o'clock shadow in the series even though he spends days in
a demon dimension when rescuing Cordelia.
He does do a nice 'tash in the Dido video for White Flag but that's
a parallel existence and I digress...everything else is well thought
out including how does a vampire operate in the heat of the day?
Answer: he gets his snooozies in and goes out at night just like
he used to in the series until he ended up with so many human companions.
'Seven Crows' is another in the huge list of titles that are appearing
for Buffy and Angel It's no better or worse than the others. It
tells the tale competently but is no substitute for the real thing
on your television screen.
Sue Davies
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